Ya Mum Reflex

When "Ya Mum" is your only comeback and answer to every question possible. Usually developes in year nine boys.

Whats up?: Ya mum
OMG guess what!!: ya mum?
I'm going to the movies with Nikki tomorrow: i'm going with ya mum
This tastes like lipgloss: Ya mum tasles like lipgloss
Thats cheap!: ya mum's cheap
i love you: i love ya mum
Ultimate burger meal: ya mums the ultimate burger meal!
Did you do your homework?: i did ya mum!
What kind of music do you listen to?: ya mum
What do you want for your birthday?: Ya mum!
Dude you look like a zombie: so does ya mum
Any Questions?: Ya Mum!!
Guess what, i just finished Guitar Hero on Expert!: ...ya mum....
seriously cbf doing this assignment: neither can ya mum
i wish superman was real: ya mum is superman
Why??: because ya mum

i hate your fricken ya mum reflex!!

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reflexive self-fuckery

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

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Jenny Gag Reflex

A girl who does not appear to have a gag reflex (through either years of practice or congenital defects).

Guy 1: Hey, how was your date last night?

Guy 2: Incredible! She was the biggest Jenny Gag Reflex!!

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sudden gas reflex

The act of suddenly passing gas.
Someone who farts.
breaking wind.

I derive from a long line of those who suffer from sudden gas reflex.

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snooze button reflex

Similiar to the rick roll reflex. Hitting the snooze button before your alarm can beep 3 times. This happens with the practice of the dreaded 'beep' sound alarm clocks make, getting use to shutting it of quickly with practice everyday.

I've been shutting off my alarm every morning for years... Now, I shut it off so quick that I have the snooze button reflex.

Photic Sneeze Reflex

A natural phenomenon in which an individual sneezes or feels compelled to do so shortly after looking at the sun.

see also: ACHOO syndrome

(Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioophthalmic
Outburst Syndrome)

guy #1: Look! Up in the sky!
guy #2: It's a bird!
guy #3: It's a plane!
guy #4: ACHOO!... sorry... Photic Sneeze Reflex.

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Pussy Gag Reflex

when u stick something in ur pussy and it flings it out like vomit

"He stuck it in me and my pussy gag reflex said NOT TODAY"

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