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When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.
Woke up with severe nap regret after trying to squeeze in a quick one before going out
The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)
That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.
When a bunda ligg ligg proceeds to use there mouth muscles to engage in a makeout sesh with a munter, however once the alcohol has warn off. They regret all of it.
Hey Charley, did i hear you regretted getting with that big mouthed Finn?
Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day
Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.
McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.
'OMG Cheryl I can't believe what I did last night! I'm filled with so much wet regret right now'
A bet you would take back if you could.
Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).