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A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.
What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.
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Lil Durk's verse in Drake's hit single "Laugh Now Cry Later". A popular phrase used by some. It means, despite gaining a lot of fame and wealth, Durk is still in the hood. Lil Durk has not forgotten where he came from.
Malachi: The boy, Jacob, catted. The boy think he all that, now he don't wanna be associated with us.
Jacob: I'm in the trenches, relax.
Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.
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a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.
Dude, relax your tits. I got this.
"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."
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a smart ass way of telling someone to calm down.
Mike...please, relaxation therapist. I will go tommorow.
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When you ask someone to come over to watch a movie and chill, expecting to hook up, but they friend-zone you and all you really did is watch a movie and chill .
"That chick came over last night"
"Did you guys hook up?"
"No, we bee movie and relaxed"
"rip"
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