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1. One who creates plans to put money into the pockets of his fellow Republicans.
2. One who cannot spell (see the anti-Democratic definitions) nor pronounce any word the highly educated man can.
3. Cheats the election by having the ballots in his brother's territory be misleading.
4. Creates color-coded scales to let the Americans think they know what is going on.
5. Goes to war with countries because their father didn't.
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A republican is the type of person who is a part of the ignorant of the masses, and really is not doing anything for the good of the country. They think that they are the "patriotic ones", but is killing the innocent a patriotic idea? Are usually pro-life people but support the death penalty and for no reason, being in Iraq and being responsible for the death of the innocent. Like George Dubya Bush, and think turning the USA into Big Brother's house is the path of succes for America. These people should be considered dangerous and stuipd, and should be tried for crimes against humanity, integration of church and state, and violations to the US Constitution.
Today, Republicans voted for Dubya to go into office because they are bible-loving phanatics and nazi pro-lifers.
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When you are more of a danger to the world than Islamic extremism, you're a republican. When you say abortion is wrong but illegal wars are good, you're a republican. When you say free speech is what's great about America and then proceed to attack those don't follow your beliefs, you're a republican. When you call this a democracy and then have the supreme court decide an election, you're a republican. To make this a whole lot shorter: To be republican is to say one thing and to do the opposite.
George W. Bush is a republican..he's also the biggest failure the world has ever seen. Also: hypocritical, liars, thieves, war criminals.
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A hurricane whose unusual strength or size can be directly attributed to global warming, and by extension to years of Republican opposition to addressing this issue.
"Super-warm water in the Gulf of Mexico turned this storm into a monster, a real Republicane."
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An uptight, brainwashed individual. Usually a racist.
Drug of choice: War
My dad used to be one until he lost his job, thanks to uncle dumbya, the Republicantor!
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The Republican Party is a group of useless, self-serving fuckwits who believe that the only people who deserve to live are rich, white, Christian, straight, Americans with only one genital member. They also believe that the only animals that deserve to live are either human beings or wild game for hunting. Republicans tend to believe that unborn embryos are not allowed to be killed, even if they are found in 12-year-old girls. On the other side of the coin, they will send possibly disabled men through the draft system into Iraq, where the only thing we should be doing there is helping to rebuild the country. And all the while, all our "President" Bush is doing is twaddling his half-incher. Democrats, on the other hand, have a good amount of self-respect and discipline, and are interested in the education of today's children (Ex. Special Ed, Sex Ed, Gifted programs) and how the middle and lower class people manage to survive with the little money they are given so single fathers have to feed six children and a cat and pay for the rich people's taxes that the Republicans force on them along with their own on a budget of a few dollars a month. But Republicans don't give a fuck whatsoever. Republicans are responsible for Causing the Great Depression, Keeping the Great Depression going strong, the Watergate Scandal, the assassination of JFK (Lee Harvey Oswald was, indeed, a republican,) Global Warming, and many other problems. In short, Republicans are the bane of the Earth and will in turn destroy it. Republicans are on hand-walking themselves to Hell.
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The closest form of human zombie in existence.
Model of Comparison between Republican and Zombie:
Brainless-both
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans
According to legend both also carry very small penises.
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