Superman Returns

A change of a big-budget film's date dramatically such as this film's did when it went from opening everywhere June 28th to opening June 27th even after the trailers have already established the date as the former.

Dude, TRANSFORMERS just pulled a Superman Returns!

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superman returns

The best movie of 2006. Period. After the disappointing X3 and fangirl powered Pirates of the caribbean 2, Superman Returns is the best movie of the year.

Like, POTC 2 was, like, awesome, cause it has, like, Johnny Depp, and, like, Orlando Bloom in it.
Superman Returns was better.
Like, it didn't have, like, Johnny and Orlando in it!
*gives blank stare*

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Return to sender

After recieving head piece from a bitch, she tries to return you man juice to you by kissing.

So I got dome from this chick, then she tried to give me the return to sender, and I was like, 'get the fuck out bitch, i dont want that shit back'

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return of the king

Quite simply the best movie ever made in the history of the universe.

Return of the king is the shit.

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Return To Sender

An act made famous by the horrific film swap.avi where one woman pushes another womans shit back into her arsehole.
(while watching swap.avi)

Guy1: oh my God what is she doing??
Guy2: Return to Sender!
Guy1: (vomits)

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Return riggors

Return riggors occurs when you want to return a gift to the store but have no good reason but that is a useless piece of junk or an ugly piece of clothing.

It is easy to pinpoint this strange feeling of anxiety mixed with a definite need to get away from the gift, as well as the store from which it came. Sweaty palms holding the item and a story to match the situation can be almost traumatic bordering on that "fight or flight" feeling.
Later, could also include a feeling of freedom after mission accomplished and you feel a breeze of "all clear" as you stroll back to your vehicle unencumbered & well, "free".

She:" Wow, I had a case of thereturn riggors as I left to return that ugly sweater Aunt Hosie gave me for Christmas. Return riggors so bad I had the sweats out in the snow right in front of the Mall!"
He: Well did the store take it back?
She: Begrudgingly; but now I feel free..... unencumbered; let 'em find some other dork to wear that strange looking thing!

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crackedy returns

A l33t poster, who combines wit with humour

To crackedy returns

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