Rhythm Junkie

One who finds Themselves consumed by pure Addiction to Rhythm.

Joe's life has completely changed since admitting he's a Rhythm Junkie.

pussy rhythm

When a dude can't dance or catch the songs stupid beat, however....

I can't dance a jig 😉, but I got that pussy rhythm she can't stop drunk dialing me for

Sleep rhythm

That's what Wattpad readers do not know....

A: So you're a Wattpad reader?
B: Ihm, yeah, so what?
A: Then tell me, do you even have a sleep rhythm?
B: What's this? I read all night