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A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.
Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit
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The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.
Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.
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Cuz u got dat...Cuz u got dat...Cuz u got dat...Cuz u got dat...
Literally a man dancing, I mean what else do you need?
I found Ricardo Milos in my dm’s, help me 0.0
Ricardo Milos is life.
When you get very intense war flashbacks from something. Some flashbacks may be of thumb man, or Noah. The scariest of all flashbacks is Ricardo. The reason for this is because only retards see him, hence the name retardo ricardo. Another scary part is that he makes anyone gay with his sexy pecs and biceps. And lets not forget his charm.
You know noah?
Ya, thumb man?
Bro, you just gave me ricardo retardo flashbacks
Veluz - To see light
Used to command your friend Ricardo to not close the lights while leaving
RICARDO VELUZ!!!!
him: oh sorry my bad
One of the most fine bois living in the country of the bahamas. Husband to be to Neshe. Kinda shy and sensitive. A devoted memer. Passive aggressive. Did I mention sexy asf? Sweetest boy alive. Deserves the world and more. More intelligent than you think. Just adorable tbh. Daddy asf. Gives awesome cuddles and kisses. Loved by Neshe veryyyy much ^-^
Neshe: I love me some Ricardo Boyd
Ricardo Boyd: Love you too baby
noun: when a teacher underestimates a students capability in finding the answer online, leading to the teacher being lazy and copying questions from the world wide web ie. sparknotes
person 1: hey did you do that essay for english?
person 2: Yeah! i found it on sparknotes, the question and the answer
person 1: HAHA RICARDO FAIL!
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