Rural Dictionary

Ron Paul

A verb describing one shooting something (whether it be a lunchsack, basketball, ECT.) and missing its desired target..

Person 1:"Watch me Ron Paul this mug."
Person 2:"Ok then, lets see it."
Person 1: *shoots and misses while looking like a grummet*

by Ron Paul That Mug May 4, 2012

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narration There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

Ron Burgandy: (looking at his reflection in the mirror) Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.

by i lie pie July 5, 2006

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Ron DeSantis

Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.

Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.

by Darkness Prime June 5, 2023

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Ron Weasley

A protagonist in the famous Harry Potter series, written by J.K. Rowling. He is Harry Potter's best friend, and is very important to the plot. He is (as we learn from Goblet of Fire) the person Harry Potter would miss most. He becomes Hermione Granger's husband later on in the series. Also, he is often mistook for a character for comic relief by people who have not read the books, yet judge the characters anyway.

Did you read the Prophet today? Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger are getting married!

by Everyday I'm Slytherin August 21, 2011

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