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In Australia, it is the morning event following a dinner of kangaroo stew.
Hey mate, after last nights delicious kangaroo stew, I just had to shit a roo.
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when your having sex with a grl and u ask her if she wants to be blind folded...she, thinking its so hot and kinky, says yes and allows the blind folding. you start having sex with her and then say a codeword(s) (ex. I LOVE YOU!) this is to let your friend that is in the closet/outside the room know that his time has come. you take your dick out and guid her to another position, where u procede to walk away and let your friend fuck her. You wait till shes about to come to say right into her ear...you can take the blind fold off... makes for a funny story the next day
John: Dude me and Joe pulled a switch-a-roo on Jane last night
Jake: Know way! Was she pissed?
John: Ask Joe, she bit his penis off when she took off the blindfold
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An expression for a farewell or goodbye
For someone leaving: "I'm off now, hoo roo"
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A pimp's ho, prostitute,
Yo, chek out dat pimp wit his lil'
pimp-a-roos.
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The act of bending your own dick around into your ass and fucking yourself.
John was told to go fuck himself. So he went home and gave himself a Bendy Roo.
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pointless short story with not much to it that usually begins with "once" or "this time" but it is told in a maner in which the teller thinks it is the best story in the whole world with a bunch of relivence....love ya though roo:)
roo story..."one time my friend, she waddles"
roo story..." one time my friend....she spent all her money on knive"
roo story..." at my school there is mulch....does your school have mulch"
roo story..."your hair is orgasmic"
ect...
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