Abed's Rule

Refusing to lend out DVD's and video games after having them scratched / damaged by careless friends. Inspired by NBC's Community character Abed who refused to lend out "Kickpuncher 3: The Final Kickening" for this reason.

Guy 1: Hey can i borrow MW:3 when you're finished with it?

Guy 2: Sorry dude, Abed's rule.

Castle Rule

When someone attacks you in your own home, you have the legal right to own their ass.

Crackhead breaks into your house, you yell "Castle Rule!" and then proceed to stomp their face in.

Age Rule

The rule (invented by wise men but which should also be adopted by wise women) which states that half your age plus seven is the youngest acceptable age of a potential romantic partner. (Does not work inverted.)

Example: "C'mon, man, she's legal!"
"She's 19; you're 26. Just because she's not jailbait anymore doesn't mean you should date the girl. Don't you know the Age Rule?"
Number Example: 26/2=13. 13+7=20.

chain rule

That thing your supposed to learn instead of wasting your fucking time on urban dictionary the night before the big test

''Awww shit! I wasted my study time and failed the Chain Rule test. At least I know what ¨dankrupt¨ means.''

The Bowl Rule

A common term used before smoking good weed out of a bowl/pipe. If you break up the weed and pack it in the pipe, you get the first hit. Commonly known as "If you pack it, you attack it."

Ronnie: Hey bro can I get first hit?
Bill: Hell no, dont you know the bowl rule?
Ronnie: I bought the weed so I get first hit
Bill: The Bowl Rule states, "If you pack it YOU attack it." So I am sorry Ronnie, Hell to the no.
Ronnie: Aw fuck you Bill

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Shoes Rule

A rule in colleges that states that if one falls asleep with his shoes on, he is fair game for shaming. If one has the presence of mind to take off thier shoes before going to bed, it is ruled that he has merely fallen asleep, rather than passed out in a drunken stupor.

::Waking up with a big cock drawn on his face:: FUCK! Why didn't I take my shoes off? Goddamn shoes rule...

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Rule 36

Basically if anything exists someone would have a fetish for it. For example i have a fetish for bees.

Me: I would fuck a bee.
Person:What the fuck?
Me:You know rule 36 right?
Person: No.
Me:Then look it up.
Person: K.
Me: K.
the end
Person: K.

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