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What you say when you really don't want to share your happy juice.
1: hey lets get ready for the party before the guests come.
2: k
1: so what to do?
2: Hide the rum!
A really shitty situation that is so bad it burns your soul like a shot of foul nasty rum. Eventually it will lead to rum blindness.
Kids: our dad died and left us with all kinds of unresolved feelings and also left us in a struggle to gain control of his company.
Step-dad: it's a rum situation
Chiefly British
A ham cooked in rum that has an optional addition of 2 slices of pineapple. Created originally in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".
Where is Rum Ham?
It fell off of the boat.
RUM HAM NO!!
When someone drinks too much hard spirits, then goes home and attacks there significant other using their fists.
"Chris had way too much to drink at the Recruiting last night, I heard got Rum Knuckles"
"His poor wife, I hope he used the gloves at least this time"
A well known mind altering substance in liquid form brought by many’s blood related uncles to family gatherings made by fermented cum extracted from the oldest in the family that has been fermenting in the family’s dead grandmothers ashes for 21 1/2 days in a container maintaining all condensation creating its own environment while sitting in area with its exterior environment over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. This harsh and warm environment causes MRNA molecules to code DNA molecules in the ash to attack all semen cells causing a common substance known as artificial testicular acid. This is then fed to local chickens where it is consumed rapidly causing the female chickens to lay toxic eggs. These eggs are cracked into a bowl, mixed with vaginal discharge to create the common intoxicating drink known as “uncle chucks cum rum” aka “Cum Rum”.
“Double cupping mad cum rum right now”
Much like Malibu Rum Bombora is a jamaican white rum with a coconut flavour. Pretty much exactly the same as it counterpart just 1/3 of the price. Goes great with pineapple juice
will: hey man wanna get sum malibu
MJ: nah man lets get 3 bottles of Bombora Rum
will: ahhh shit yeah
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Small fishing hole located in ghetto Fairborn, Ohio. Lots of mudfish, swamp donkeys, and turtle pork hangout there.
We were just riding around.. ended up at Rum Runners. The next day i have herpes and my wallet is missing. Pretty sure i fought a Baron or two also..
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