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The most freakin cringe football player on the planet. He creates nicknames for himself that are not accurate. (Mr.Unlimited and Dangeruss)
And even worse he got traded to the Broncos so that makes him even more cringe
Jim: Bro Russell Wilson is so cringe
Sarah: I know, he calls himself "Mr.Unlimited"
Jim: That guy needs help
An actor who was born in New Zealand in '64. He loves to act but loves one thing more: fightin' 'round the world! He fights his directors and he fights his fans; it's a problem no one understands. If there are two things he loves it's fighting and...fightin' round the world!
"Oy! you wanna fight eh!?"
"My fightin's poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry ya testicle!"
"Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Oh me me me bleh bleh bleh! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!?"
"...it looks like if we're gonna get into more fights, we're gonna have to go look for 'em!"
"Making movies, making music, and fightin' 'round the world!"
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A shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.
The hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a Jamarcus Russell...
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funniest comedian ever to live
russel peters rules!
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Serty fie dollars, noooooooooooooooo i can't do serty dollar, i sell to you serty dollar today, tomorrow i clo down
I give you best price, serty foe feefty
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Talented young pointguard for the Oklahoma City Thunder (drafted 1st round, 4th pick). Very promising player who loves to drive the lane and throw down massive dunks. Still has a lot of learning and improvement to do; possibly will be one of the best point guards in the NBA.
Me: Dang, did you see Russell Westbrook throw that dunk down on Bynum in the playoffs?
Guy: That dude is sick! He and Kevin Durant are complete domination!
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A famous contemporary Indian comedian (near the 2000's from about 2002-4) who uses a style based on Indian tradition, comedy, and background. He also talks about issues relted to different races.
Hey we're all gonna be mixing sooner or later......Yeah, if u get a chic from Phillipines and a guy from Holland you'll get a Hollapino.
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