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The most ruthless country on earth. All they want is to invade other countries only to be kicked out pitifully. Russia is responsible for millions of deaths torture, imprisonments and crime against humanity. It is a country which pretends to be democratic but obviously they never understand what democracy is. But it is not their fault they were all born under communism. They know nothing more than killing and destroying. Now a days all the Russians have to do is to suck America's cock to ignore their crimes in Chechnya.
1- Three lions were relaxing and talking to each other:
1st lion : Last month I happened to eat a French tourist and every time I take a shit there comes a nice perfume fragrance out!
2nd lion : I ate a Japanese two months ago and still every time I take a shit there come camera films out!
3rd lion frustrated: six months ago I ate a Russian general and every time I take a shit there are still medals that come out!!!
2- In Russia they wear big hats over their hollow heads.
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Russia is Nazi state in Asia. Russia are full with pidarasi which are ill with HIV and Aids. Russia is always poor.
99 % of Russians are stupid cunts. Also Russian Nazi leader Putin is known as pidar.
-What is the biggest Nazi state?
-It is Russia!
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Country that pretended to be yugoslavias friend throughout all the european wars, and now pretends to be an ally of serbia. Altough they profit from every time they "save" serbia and former Yugoslavia. One such example being the Kosovo crisis, when they entered Pristina (Kosovos Capital) and demanded money from America. They got paid, and left, the end.
Serb : "Russia will save us!!!"
2 seconds later, shot in the head
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The country where most of the mysterious fofudia wearers live. All they do nowadays is defending the primordial Russian/Orthodox(christian)/communist ideology* on the web against their eternal enemy the West and its mercenaries from Ukraine, Georgia & Baltic states, as you can see in the definitions below. In their spare time they laud the Luminary Putin.
* Can you imagine people who love the last czar shot by the commies and the commies themselves? Or people that join what they think is Christianity with what they think is heritage of their pagan ancestors? Well, it's how they are, the mysterious fofudia wearers.
1) Who's now playing jazz, will bought be by the West!
2) Blame the Jews if there's no juice!
(Russian f-wearers usual sayings)
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Russia is a country starting in the east of europe and covering almost half of the asian continent. In its history it has fought many wars, and for those who say its peaceful now, and that it is "thebestomfg", go read some fucking recent news! their recent invasion and take - over of a neighboring country shows the true face of the Syberian Tiger.
goods:
vodka (what?! its good, w/e you say, you cant deny that)
ak47
Nico Bellic :P
Sputnik
First to be in space both women and men
bads:
largest stock of Weapons of Mass Destruction
Invasion of Georgia, recently
Communism in the past
Killing the economics of many countries in the past, and recently too
hate (other side doesnt like them too though....) for the west - not all of russians, but the propaganda in the news...
strictly controlled by government
mafia
main history events:
defeat of Nazis
Stopped by the Poles, while advancing against the west in 1920
consumed many countries, such as poland, ukraine, lithuania etc. in their communist past
Afghanistan invasion - big mistake
cold war against the west
Wages war on terror, more succesfully than the U.S
gigantic economics trouble in the past, now a strong economy
conquered by the Mongols, defeated them after a couple of centuries
Mafia hits no.1 businessman in Russia, shock (1930's) in the press
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The country that saved the world by beating The Third Riech all the way back to Berlin in WW2 and thus turned the tide for the axis.
No! We americans won the second world war single-handedly!
Bullshit!! It was Russia!
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a country that wishes they were america
russia is gay
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