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To put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. Tada.
Jane was mortified when she came home to her husband hoovering the house whilst performing a Rusty Sherman and crying out in a high pitched voice `I'm a lady!'
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When a girl sharts on a guys dick while having anal sex.
Jeremiah was having anal sex with Kayla, when all of a sudden she gave him a rusty cliff.
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A "rusty Tesla" involves defecating on your partner during intercourse and sticking their finger in an empty light socket.
"I gave Brenda the gnarliest rusty Tesla the other day, she still has burns"
A Rusty Maraca is the female version of a Rusty Trombone
After she got done giving me a rusty trombone i was inclined to give her a rusty maraca
Although appropriate wine glassware or any drinking cup can probably hold up to 12 ounces of wine, most pour a standard 4-6 ounces to swirl and enjoy the wine and aroma. A Rusty pour is filling the glass up to its full potential for maximum drinking efficiency.
We are walking down to the Casina, give me a Rusty pour of the Opus One to hold me over for awhile.
A person who knows everything and can't be told otherwise. Their stories can be old or exaggerated and can sometimes contain a morsel of truth. They often interrupt your story to tell their story because they have to be heard and can tell stories better than you. They are thirsty for attention and are known for diarrhea of the mouth. They also thrive at topping whatever you say. There is nothing that you can say or do that they haven't seen, heard or done. Simply stated, "They Know Everything"
1. Mother Goose has nothing on Rusty Mekateen, she's to fairytale-ish.
2. A grandfather was sitting around telling stories of what he has seen in all his years on this planet and the kids were really interested until little Johnny pulled a Rusty Mekateen and caught everyones attention.
3. When it came time to pick people for Trivial Pursuit, Petey asked who could best portray Rusty Mekateen.
4. Harry thought he had won the debate until I pulled a rusty mekateen and blew him away.
A specific sexual act, possibly created by Colonel Horace Gentleman and Tennessee Williams back in P-Town. The exact details of what constitutes a "Rusty Venture" are in question, but here are several possible answers:
*Note* Most of the descriptions listed are gay sexual acts.
1. When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore. - Brock's description (and widely believed to be the real one due to it being the only act that could likely be something Rusty himself has done).
2. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jack the guy off into his own mouth. - The Alchemist's description
3. A Snake Venom - Shoreleave's description
4. A Double Frogman - Colonel Gentleman's description
5. When you fist a guy then open up your hand inside his ass and grab. Whatever you come out with you rub on his dick. - Watch's description
6. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner but you don't let her use the restroom. Then you have anal sex with her and she poops all over your dick. So right when you're about to get off you take it out and blow shit-cum on her back. That's the rusty part. The venture part is where you eat that junk off her back without using your hands. - Ward's description
7. A handjob that involves rubbing shit all over a guy's dick, a turkey baster, and both parties eating their way through something while in a bathtub. - Triana's description
I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture!
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