S. S. S. H. A. W.

Shower, Shit, Shave, Have A Wank. As with "Something about Mary" its best not to go on a date with a "loaded gun" so this is the correct first date preparation...

Go to go - I still need to S. S. S. H. A. W. before my date tonight...

S and S

Salt and Sriracha

This pasta is bland. It needs some S and S.

🐦s and the 🐝s

A conversation that alot of middle-aged dads will give to their son when they're maybe 12 or so.

Son, it's time for the🐦s and the 🐝s talk.

s s

S S means Soul Sister.

Hey s s

The S H I T S

Diarrhea or explosive diarrhea so bad to the point where you have to take of all your clothes.
What happened so me this morning.

Eww why does it smell to bad in this bathroom?
Oh yeah it smells like ass because Jonathan had The S H I T S.
💀

S-I-S

SIS is an acronym popularized by the Canadian music artist Peaches in her song "Fuck The Pain Away" and it means "Stay in School".

Person 1: Remember the teachings of Peaches: "S-I-S, IUD, Stay in School 'cause it's the best"
Pesron 2: I love Peaches and, you know what, school is really the best!

S+S

refers to an act inviting someone to come over. (sucksex)

Want some S+S? Come over.