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When a ship between two characters becomes popular
The fact that minion ships are setting sail makes me disappointed in humanity.
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A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up snob.
Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.
Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
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driving whilst most intoxicated
The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I am sailing the ship home!
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Code for friends with benefits. Usually used in front of parents, teachers and peers to hide the truth.
Person 1: Are you and Alice in a relationship
Person 2: Nah, we're just sailing buddies
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when you take the toilet paper that you wiped your ass with and put it on someones face while they are sleeping.
man!!! did you see Raymond give Sam a sail boat last night? It was fucking awesome!!!!!
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