Sat Naff

The failings of technology, as in 'Isn't technology great - WHEN IT WORKS!'

1) The address you put in is just on the riverbank . The Sat Naff took you to a dead-end and yes there is your destination, just a few hundred yards across the estuary - its only 33 miles via the nearest bridge! F**king Sat Naff!

2) The car just stopped and you are screwed because the Sat Naff took you through a ford that was well DEEP! Oh Shit its halfway up the doors !

Sats Gawa

A rare breed of Japo-Swede, usually found shirtless in the Congo, surrounded by dwarves. Feeds mainly on Tekhaus, the only plant with enough potency to sustain the Gawa's high-energy dance lifestyle. Not to be fucked with after a night of yizz.

"Is Sats Gawa gonna be there? Yes? Okay, I'm going."

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Shat-Sat

Pooing your pants while standing and then sitting down in the trapped Poo.

Pancho: I think Marshall just Shat-Sat.

Marshall: Oh man....

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Sethin Sat

(Sething Saturday)
(Masturbation Saturday)
Every Saturday in Illinois is dedicated to total Masturbation thus the term, Sethin saturday
Developed in 2008 when a kid decided to whip out his cock during class and stroke it while the teacher was lecturing

Dude i Am Wiped Out!
sethin sat Was Too much! For My cock To handle

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Sat Off

When you're supposed to be doing something productive, but are actually doing nothing

Facebook Status 'Sat off in Science''

Friend 1: 'What did you do last night?'
Friend 2: 'Just sat off in mine'

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sats

a slang term for a care bear (from the tv show)

today i saw a sats walking down the street

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SAT Reasoning Test

The most complex, confusing, and most important high school test ever made. The company that makes it, CollegeBoard, makes it very tricky, and it is ABSOLUTELY the most important test in high school. Despite it's name, most of it is NOT reasoning, most of the test requires prior knowledge and skills.

WTH? CollegeBoard is giving me a test that doesn't even test beyond anything I learn in college. This test is rigged. The only people who get high scores on the test study for it, defeating it's purpose. So Why am I waking up early on a Saturday to take this again? The SAT reasoning test should be banned.

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