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(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.
“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”
“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”
Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”
This is a genre of film for sad comedy. Similar to a "rom com" (romantic comedy), romance is replaced with tears or sobbing.
That movie was great! Couldn't stop crying and laughing at the same time! This Sob Com had all the best parts of Failure to Launch but was much much sadder and better.....
A cocktail mixture made from saki, weed, and anti-depressants.
The bar sold a brown sobbing tiger to the homeless man
A sob pick is the last desperate shroom pick before first frost. The harvest usualy provides slim pickings for even the most skilled harvester. The prospect of there being no more crop until next year fills the hunter with woe.
Louie's face was soaked with tears while on his final desperate sob pick. There was no solace in the fact he had a stock pile of dry shrooms to last the year as he had eaten them all.
Having the ability to take your feelings, channel them through creativity and turn them into art.
I did some productive sobbing yesterday and came up with a new song.
You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.
Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!
to sigh.... and cry...... what did you expect?
person 1: was ur name skeppyscrib?
person 2: NO NO NO NO
person 1: HAHAHAHAHA
person 2:sigh and sob