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The greatest game of all time known to make husbands and sons disappear for days at a time only showing their bloodshot eyes and calussed thumbs to gather food for the week
Dude have you seen the new trailer for star wars battlefront?
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An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.
Well, I may be embarrassed but I'm totally famous.
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A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.
"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."
Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"
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another word for trash
yo peter are you gonna take the star wars sequels out
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Star wars day (May 4th) is a day that shouldn't, but does exist.
"Happy Star Wars day!"
"Um, what?"
"Its May the 4th! May the 4th be with you!"
"Go fuck yourself."
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Once a great game that was extrememly fun with both PVP and PVE. Then, the monkeys working for SOE decided to totally screw the game and ass rape the customers. Now its a horrible game that doesn't even deserve the title SWG.
"Wow, Star Wars Galaxies is a great game!"
"Was a great game, now its just a lumpy pile of crap"
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Someone who follows the production process of the latest movie from day one, buys tickets five months in advance, camps out at the movie theater for three weeks, wears a $2000 replica of Darth Vader's suit to the midnight premiere, sees the movie eight times in a row, and then goes to his online message board to say how terrible the movie was.
I'm a Star Wars fan, but there's no way in hell that I'm going to wait in line for a so-so movie.
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