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When people get all their useless old crap and put it on their driveway/lawn, set the price, and sell it to people
The computer I'm writing this on has parts from a garage sale in it.
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When you are skiing down a mountain and all of your gear flies
in every direction after a big wipe out or small avalanche. It sux trying to gather it all together afterwards.
Dude, I was flying down the pass yesterday when a noobie cut me off and I bit the slope at like 100 mph. My gear was a total yard sale. I lost my snoopy beannie.
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The current state of the IT job market caused by higher than normal unemployment rates. Companies are discovering that they can attract talented, highly qualified candidates at lower wages than they have in the past.
HR: Look at all these rock star candidates with 15+ years, masters degrees, and impressive accomplishments willing to work for $85k! It's a veritable Talent Sale!
A sales talk is when you have to persuade a girl for sex
Last night I was so desperate, I had to give her the Sales talk
2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."
(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
Diarrhea.
*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."
Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.
Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.
its full of people who didnt make the cut in moss side, and is full of sluts and karens.
person1: ya know tha gurl from sale moor, shes a slag.
person2: ikr, such a whore