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A Turkish chef that sensually salted a piece of meat he was cooking in an instagram video and quickly became a meme known as "salt bae"
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A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it
Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!
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To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.
"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"
"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."
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A funny quote shouted by Danny, A.K.A. the "Tourettes Guy" while eating his breakfast one morning. He would later complain about his fish sticks being "hard as tits".
(stares at food, shakes head) FUCK SALT!
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The saltiest motherfucker that ever walked the American-Canadian border. Known for general grungy-ness, American-flag bro tanks, and being a loud and obnoxious drunk. The name is derived from his signature, salty responses to EVERYTHING.
Person 1: "Dude, I got you alcohol, what are you upset about?"
Person 2: "I asked for beer, not fuckin' vodka, dumbass."
Person 1: "Stop being such a Salt Nation and get your own beer, shithead."
Seminal residue left on ones anus which becomes crusty.
Alice was pounded all night in the ass. She woke up in the morning and she felt her ass was crusty then realised she had ass salt
Origin (from Go Lb. Salt - golbsalt.com)
The phrase "go pound salt" orginated in the early days of commercial salt mine operations in the US. There were a number of specific jobs performed by people who worked in the mine. The lowest paying and most menial job was pounding large rocks into smaller crystals that could be used for cooking and curing of meats. This job was usually given to those deemed less intelligent (the village idiot, if you will) or those who could find no other gainful employment.
The phrase became a popular way of telling someone to "go fly a kite", do something meaningless or menial, or that they were an idiot and needed to go preoccupy themselves with something mundane like crushing rock salt into crystals.
Variation on the Theme
In other parts of the country where salt mines were not common, a variation on the theme came into existence. "Go pound sand" was adopted/ adapted to convey the same meaning and was a shortened form of the phrase "go pound sand down a rat hole." Anyone with a modicum of intelligence and common sense knew that pounding sand down a rat hole was a waste of time, an idiotic waste of time. The rat would quickly dig his way back out and the filled in hole would reappear.
Contrary to popular belief, both of these phrases; "go pound salt" and "go pound sand" are not vulgar. If you find a discussion that implies a vulgar or off color connotation, this likely results from the twisted world we live in!
Don't bother me, go pound salt.
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