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A crazy girl from Minnesota that likes to stab people with needles at football games
"I hear Stabbin' Sami is at it again, hence the new outbreak of AIDS"
12👍 2👎
when you start cursing on an amusement park ride, then throw up
"Alright there are two factors you must be careful about, the piss factor, which is when you go on a ride and it goes high and drops, you pee in your pants.Then There is the Sami Factor...."
"I don't want to know about that one.."
"I did half of the sami factor"
8👍 1👎
Being the unfunniest person to ever exist
Person1: Bro i think you have the Sami Disease
Person2: Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass
To clear out a room with a single fart, normally after eating dairy.
'oh god the dogs done a shit in the kitchen, smells like a right Sami Tutch'
4👍 1👎
Everyone's best friend. sooo fashionable and can be a blonde. loves boys. loves dances and anything else fun.
Your such a Sami Jo!
60👍 29👎
When a girl constantly breaks up with a guy who is a complete ass, and then gets back together with him within 24 hours of the break up.
Girl: I can't believe you smoked weed!!! We are through, forever this time.
Guy: But baby, I love you and I swear I'll change, please don't leave me!
*23 hours later*
Girl: I miss you, I want to get back together.
Random Person: That Girl Has A Sami Complex.