Sami post

An instagram post that is usually a post of a holiday (abroad), but is posted extremely late from when the photo was actually taken. This is usually due to the roughly consistent monthly posting on the account depending when the user realises he has not posted in a while.

Usually comes with a select few people "complaining" in the comment section.

Raffi: Is this another Sami post
Harry: Yeah did you see the T-pose
Pranav: STFU
Harun: LMAOOOOOO

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Stabbin' Sami

A crazy girl from Minnesota that likes to stab people with needles at football games

"I hear Stabbin' Sami is at it again, hence the new outbreak of AIDS"

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The Sami Factor

when you start cursing on an amusement park ride, then throw up

"Alright there are two factors you must be careful about, the piss factor, which is when you go on a ride and it goes high and drops, you pee in your pants.Then There is the Sami Factor...."
"I don't want to know about that one.."
"I did half of the sami factor"

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Sami Tutch

To clear out a room with a single fart, normally after eating dairy.

'oh god the dogs done a shit in the kitchen, smells like a right Sami Tutch'

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Sami Disease

Being the unfunniest person to ever exist

Person1: Bro i think you have the Sami Disease

Person2: Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

Sami Jo

Everyone's best friend. sooo fashionable and can be a blonde. loves boys. loves dances and anything else fun.

Your such a Sami Jo!

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MoTion SaMi

A guy with a big penis

You MoTion SaMi
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