sasquatch sally

a girl with hairy arms and huge knockers that you cannot resist looking, even though she may be an ass troll

Damn girl, you are really a sasquatch sally.

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Sasquatch Rodeo

When you are smashing a chick doggy and notice she has a hairy ass crack (likely a polish chick) and when you are about to cum you reach down, grab a handful and yank causing her to buck in an attempt to hold on for 8 seconds.

My dude, I was smashing your sister last night and noticed she had a hairy ass crack so i gave her the sasquatch rodeo but only lasted 6 seconds.

sasquatch

the act of jamming your big toe up anothers ass then remove it and cram the shitified toe down their throught

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Bum Sasquatch

A sasquatch is a big hairy beast.
A bum sasquatch is one that lives up your bum.

Examples BUM SASQUATCHES: Bigfoot, The legendary Calum Mcloughlin.

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Sarasota sasquatch

When an overly hairy women's vagina is placed on ones chin to give the appearance that one is in a ZZTop cover band.

After running a mile in 90 degree weather, she gave me a sarasota Sasquatch!

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pink sasquatch

When one lathers ones body with pepto bismol and frolics in pubic hair and proceeds to make anal sex on another person, while flailing arms in the air in the style of sasquatch.

p.s. also make sasquach sounds (ie. screaming "ajajajaja").

I totally pink sasquatched this poonsquatch last night

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Sasquatch Crotch

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.

Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."

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