a sassy beast is a person, place, thing, or event in which you personally think is sassy. Sassy is defined as super sus and or sexy, if you ever meet a sassy beast you need to befriend them immediately and never let them leave your sight
my friend, Marcy, is such a sassy beast because she ate a whole piece of animal feces without gagging
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When someone's being overly sassy and has too much attitude. A level up from sussy Baka
Emma: hahaha, go fuck yourself
Luca: God, why are you being such a sassy baka, your acting like my sister
a ridiculously underrated facebook page. dumbass pages like "satan" and "cell" have hundreds of thousands of likes and are shit but sassy target is hilarious and they actually interact with their fans.
"Dude did you see that hilarious status Sassy Target posted?"
"Was it about how shitty Wal Mart is?"
Adjective: Happy, elated, exuberant, in a fine state physically and emotionally, couldn't feel better, fit as a fiddle.
Rural Midwestern expression.
Question: How you doing?
Answer: Fat and sassy!
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A mixed drink consisting of 1 part Bourbon whiskey (cowboy) and 1 part root beer (sassafras).
Man in bar: Man, I could sure use a sassy cowboy right now.
Bartender: You won't find one of those in this bar.
In a situation where one person (sasser) is sassing two or more people (recievers of sass) who are more powerful than him,the recievers of sass will take the sasser outside strip him of shirt and pants, spray him down with a hose, and drag him through dirt and grass.
Nate: I am hungry.
Mike: Me too.
Colby(sasser):Fuck you guys, get out my house.
Nate looks at Mike as Mike looks at Nate and in unison they say: Sassy Shower