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a ridiculously underrated facebook page. dumbass pages like "satan" and "cell" have hundreds of thousands of likes and are shit but sassy target is hilarious and they actually interact with their fans.
"Dude did you see that hilarious status Sassy Target posted?"
"Was it about how shitty Wal Mart is?"
Adjective: Happy, elated, exuberant, in a fine state physically and emotionally, couldn't feel better, fit as a fiddle.
Rural Midwestern expression.
Question: How you doing?
Answer: Fat and sassy!
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A mixed drink consisting of 1 part Bourbon whiskey (cowboy) and 1 part root beer (sassafras).
Man in bar: Man, I could sure use a sassy cowboy right now.
Bartender: You won't find one of those in this bar.
In a situation where one person (sasser) is sassing two or more people (recievers of sass) who are more powerful than him,the recievers of sass will take the sasser outside strip him of shirt and pants, spray him down with a hose, and drag him through dirt and grass.
Nate: I am hungry.
Mike: Me too.
Colby(sasser):Fuck you guys, get out my house.
Nate looks at Mike as Mike looks at Nate and in unison they say: Sassy Shower
The sleep paralysis demon that steals your mom’s chicken parmasian and walks guinea pigs. She has a family of 4 with her daughter Sassy Suwee and her husband Sassy Tom. She is great friends with the mannequin Sassy Sia who proudly wears a 50$ Sia wig.
Freind “Wow! That’s a real Sassy Sue right there.”
A popular nickname for the actor Michael Fassbender, bestowed because of his effervescent and silly quality during interviews.
"Did you see that new interview with Sassy Fassy?"
"Yeah, that interviewer didn't stand a chance against his charm."