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since you are fucked up since Friday, obviously, this is the continuation and prior to slammered Sunday
Let's drink and be drunk! It's Sloshed Saturday dude!
At least 5 hetero couples meet on the first Saturday of each month. Then, they gang bang until everyone has a raw dick and swollen vag. Some prep advice would be to lay down some tarps and buy a palet of bleach to clean up with. Also, if you have no spouse due to a recent murder/divorce, its best to screen and hire a hooker at least a week in advance. Make her blow you so she knows how to cuff the balls at least. Then you know she's a pro.
Man, last month's Suburban Saturday was awesome. Erin made my dong burn for 3 days, but I think Johnny was looking at me more than normal. I think he wants to tickle my taint next month. We may need to defriend him and Bridget and invite Jason and Elizabeth instead.
It’s the first Saturday of the month, in which straight people can do gay stuff, but that doesn’t make them gay.
Joe: “Wanna come suck my dick this Saturday?”
Mike: “Ayo bro I ain’t gay”
Joe: “Don‘t worry, it’s Gay Saturday!”
Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.
Saturday Suprise is just gross
The day when everyone in the United States decides who they want to win the Super Bowl.
Do you have a pick for the Super Bowl yet, Tom?
Nah, but thank god its Selection Saturday!
In a polyamorous or non-monogamous relationship, a Saturday Boy is the male partner that a female partner will typically only see for a good time sporadically, such as going out on a Saturday night - especially if she has a live-in male partner during the week already.
Ah, so you're her Saturday Boy while her primary dude is chilling at home.
A poo in a toilet. Google "Saturday slorp" then go to images. If you've heard this word you probably are cool, and Reagan's friend.
Yesterday I made a fat Saturday Slorp in the loo.