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When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."
Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."
Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"
Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."
Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own
You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it
Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice,
"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;
once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;
so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"
The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.
Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.
When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
When a professional operative (a man who has made a career of invading women's gyms, claiming discrimination, and winning law-suits) walks into woman's changing room in a conservative area, and there are different stories about whether male equipment was flashed -- the man claiming to have had surgery removing his male genitalia, woman in the changing room denying this, and the conflicting journalistic reports are never resolved, we have a clear case of the #Schrodinger's Underwear dynamic.
The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
Someone who, when offered clout, is on the side of and against everyone to try to get more clout.
"Did you see Dax dissed Ksi and then tried to hop on his album?!"
"Yeah bro, the pioneer of being a Schrodinger's Dax"
A thought experiment that proposes the following. If you fuck a feminine looking person, and never check if they have a dick, are you gay? Did they have a dick to begin with?
Jock 1: Fucked this cute bitch at the gay bar last night
Jock 2: Bro was it a guy?
Jock 1: Not sure, it was a Schrodinger's Trap
The nude pictures saved on your phone that you don’t remember if you deleted or not when you lend your phone to someone else.
P1: “Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”
The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.
So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"