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Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.
Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."
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Summer, a time when it's socially acceptable to be a hoe. If a guy tries to start a relationship durring this time they will most likely be turned down.
He's trying to date me, not gonna happen it's hoeing season.
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The era of history post February 2020 during the coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak. Also another excuse to drink Corona early in the year.
Person 1: Hope I don’t catch Rona!
Person 2: Fuck man, well maybe I’ll catch it from drinking all this Corona. It’s Rona Season baby!
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A black person. Refers to the black community's tendency to criticize white dishes that are not made with "flavuh powdas" even when fresh ingredients are used instead that are exactly the same as the contents of these dehydrated and powdered seasonings.
If in your brain you only view seasoning as things like garlic powder, onion powder, or maybe something like rosemary, if this is what you view as seasoning and seasoning only, let me pose you a question. What does this come from? Granulated garlic, what is that? Garlic? Onion powder, what does that come from? Dehydrated onion? Let's take a look at this spice rub. Dehydrated garlic, onion, and bell pepper. Hmm. What is so funny to me is that if I had just doused my chicken in this rub and this rub alone, the seasoning police would be out of my comments, they wouldn't even be in there. But the second it's fresh garlic, fresh onion, fresh bell pepper, it's automatically not seasoning?
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Escobar season, often reffered to by many rappers, is described as a time of lawlessness, and an overall rule by gangsters as opposed to the law.
Escobar season has returned.....
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Coined by the host of Aural Salvation, Fuck Season begins the Friday before Easter and officially ends November 1st, or whenever a person decides to stop observing the "season" by getting into an exclusive relationship.
Generally speaking, people hook up post-halloween (or on Halloween) with people they're going to brave the winter time with. This could include the Halloween parties, but usually includes Thanksgiving, Christmas/Hannukah, New Year's Eve, and Valentine's Day. The most common months for Birthdays range from January through to March (with the highest number being February), so often there's a birthday included in this time period.
After this succession of holidays, many couples have little to celebrate together, and no reminders to appreciate one another, so they often grow apart and break up shortly thereafter. This mass relationship exodus then leads to "fuck season" beginning and carrying through for most of the year, or at least the extended spring/summer seasons.
If you'd prefer a "lighter" term, you can also call this period "Hump Season". Mating season sounds too clinical.
Number One :
"I'm getting ahead on my spring cleaning duties right now"
"why?"
"cause.... fuck season's coming soon. Gotta get prepped"
Number Two :
"baby... it's not you. It's me"
"really?"
"yeah. As in it's me that's gotta dump you 'cause fuck season's starting"
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A bitch of a time when you cant get hard. You feel like you are fucking castrated..... And when you are too tired to masturbate.
I cant fucking get any fucking erections. This month is really been a fucking dry season for me.
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