haven't seen you in a larry

Urban colloquial form of the phrase 'Haven't seen you in a while' with the lexeme 'Larry' serving as a unknown unit of time.

Kohy mate... Haven't seen you in a larry. Where've you been?

Seen many mango seasons

A polite way of saying that a woman is mature or not disclosing her age. Mostly a Southern expression.

Sir, I am quite aware of what I am doing; I have seen many mango seasons.

Traditionally, we love to spend the last Sunday in the year reflecting with those who have seen many mango seasons and who, by their own longevity, offer us the hope of living the good life the way it ought to be done.

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Have you seen Twilight?

the newest pick-up line or conversation starter

(awkward silence)
"So, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah! I love that movie!"

"Hey baby, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah, you wanna be my Edward Cullen?"

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Have you seen James?

When a girl fancies a guy, they will ask them "Have you seen James?"
James means good looking guy, it's the female version of "How you doing?"

Girl : "Have you seen James?"
Boy: "No"
Girl: "Cool"

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Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

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Have you seen me? fixation

A compelling psychological disturbance whereas someone cannot stop themselves from scanning milk cartons and mail advertisements containing the names, birthdates and young faces alongside the age-progressed faces of long missing persons.

I came to admit that I totally suffer with a Have you seen me? fixation when I started realizing that I believed I was seeing many of these age-progressed folks everywhere I went and that one of them might be a neighbor living next door!

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