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Greatest tennis player ever. A queen, she's the Daenerys Targaryen of Women's tennis
Damn, Queen Serena Williams won the 2017 Australian Open while being pregnant!
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The art of climaxing using a tennis racket as a dildo, whilst shitting through the strings onto another person’s face. If it all successfully goes into said person’s mouth it is known as a Dirty Ace.
Corrrrr... that was a big Dirty Serena!
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Literally just female Jae crowder nothing else to it
Nigga 1:Yo is that Jae crowder starting power forward for the number 1 seed in the west Phoenix suns currently averaging 9.1 points per game?
Nigga 2: Nah nigga that’s Serena Williams.
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A girl that thinks she's hot shit. She's a little conceited and likes to make you think that she's for real when she's really just playing with your head for amusement. It's a game to her and she's really good at convincing everyone that it's not and that she really cares about you. She's the kind of girl that will try to get back with you just to feel like she's winning against someone else, and so no one else can have you. She might seem to care, and she might even care a little, but she doesn't really REALLY care. Could probably end up winning best actress award for all the bullshit she fake.
Serena: I’m so hot *snapchat pic*
Girl: you on Snapchat 24/7 and where ?
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The only reason Americans watch tennis.
Man1: Hey
Man2: Hey
Man1: Whatcha watching?
Man2: Wimbledon.
Man1: You mean that tennis shit? Aw man... Serena Williams got a phat ass
Man2: Yeah, I know. She's playing later on against some Russian chick.
Man1: Guess I'm watching it then..
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used for anyone who fails so hard that they have almost no redeeming qualities. Also uses a hairbrush as their lover
Jim: "Did you here about that one girl? They caught her using a hairbrush on herself"
Timmy: "Man that is so Serena Fail"
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