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William Shakespeare

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.

I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.

by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019


William Shakespeare

He is/was a friend of mine.

William Shakespeare is my friend, not yours.

by briko June 2, 2017


shakespeare tech

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.

guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!

by ComicGal April 27, 2010


shakespeared

To be Shakespeared is to have been burned with the verbal eloquence and creativity of the late, great, William Shakespeare.

"Dude, she just Shakespeared you!"

by InTheTardisBlue November 29, 2013


Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

by Yournan@grannyporn.com November 2, 2017


speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.

Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.

by JudeMer April 29, 2009


She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023