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Fuzzy Sham

Used by Chad because he is hXc and counldn't understand the french director dude on some RHCP (\m/) Video shoot...Fuck, I'm lazy...

Yo! Sup Dawg! That's some fuzzysham shit yo!

by Joelisafaggot August 2, 2004


Sham Wowed

The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham

I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!

by keifermail September 30, 2009

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Sham-ericans

lemmings who believe the lies and garbage perpetrated by the Faux/Fox news creeps.

cheering for someone who was denied medical...and subsequently died, all the lies told about President Obama...and the twisting of facts in political circles that can be proven to be truth beyond what those Fox people spew. Sham-ericans are not founded in truth and exhibit un-American values.

by creative soul September 14, 2011


sham bakery

One way to get away with selling pot to the general public. You set up a bakery where you sell regular baked goodies out the front door and drugs out the back. Or you can sell pot-infused goodies out the front door, too.

โ€œI'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."

-Nancy Botwin, Weeds

by i<3weeds August 15, 2009

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Sham-Slam

The act of waving one hands in a whale tail fashion; simulating the splash of Shamu (killer whale of Sea World fame).

I celebrated my touchdown with a sham-slam; I totally free-Willy'd it.

by steaminPacLife May 11, 2010


sham shield

A slang term for the insignia worn by a Specialist (an E4 in the Army not qualified in leadership ability to be a Corporal). Refers to the ability of persons of that rank to sham (get out of work or other responsibilities)because of there rank being not yet that of one expected to know their job completley or be dependable. Those wearing the "Sham Shield" are known for their uncanny ability to come up with ludacris excuses for getting out of even their few responsibilities.

Sgt McClanahan: Cpl Hardcharger, do you know why Spc Shitbag didnt complete his duty log.

Cpl Hardcharger: Sgt McClanahan, Spc Shitbag said that he was excused from extensive writing as per his light duty chit.

Sgt McClanahan:I should have known it wouldnt get done as soon as I saw him sporting the Sham Shield.

by catahoula_wv February 19, 2007

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sham out

A term commonly used in the military when a service member does whatever they can to do the least amount of work as possible.

Spc. Johnny decided that, since it was Motorpool Monday, he was going to sham out.

by Random Army Specialist March 23, 2014