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jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019


Jacob shatter

The name/act of a reinhardt player missing his earth shatter, either by hitting a wall, barrier or no one.

Bro I was playing Overwatch with Adam last night and he total threw the match with his Jacob Shatter

by ChildSafety September 15, 2022


Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020


boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal during among us

person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga

by chink monkey November 3, 2020


Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 8, 2011


shattered lava lamp

Clapped/ cooked/ ugly

Damn that girl built like a shattered lava lamp

by Urmomsfavourit3 May 20, 2024


Shatter head

Someone who abused or abuse shatter. Not a crack head, but a shatter head.

Man this New Brunswick 28 year old kid is a shatter head

by Chevyguybc November 30, 2021