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Something Giannis Antetokounmpo said he is
Giannis starts livestream on Instagram
Giannis: “Not only am I a freak on the courts, but I’m a freak in the sheets.”
Girlfriend: “ stoppp! Kids are watching.”
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freaks in the sheets. she was a muff diver with carol when they hit the sheets.
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The phrase bullshit spoken with an accent
Darn I forgot my keys, Bool Sheet!
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to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.
Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
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When you order hookers to your days inn hotel room only to be told that they cant touch your penis without a sheet over it. Like a penis dressed up like a ghost. Still worth it.
"Hey Joe did you get head from that girl?" "Nah only a sheet job" "LUCKY!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"
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Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.
"Oh Honey! You just turned our brand new fitted sheets
into skidded sheets!"
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A very skinny white females vagina after it has been eaten out by a male over double her size whom had food in his mouth while eating her out. In some cases the food gets left in the vagina to then be eaten again later.
Babe, I feel like lasagna sheets tonight