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The byproduct of a masturbation session where your ejaculate flies from your penis with such force and ferocity that it lands on a distant shelf. The accumulated ejaculate can be compounded over time to form something similar to a Sploogy (an Emmy made of pure cum) or an Oskeet (an Oscar make of oxidized spunk).
Girlfriend: "Aww, that's cute. What's that award on that shelf!"
Guy :"Baby, that ain't no trophy. That's just shelf jelly."
A skeet shelf is an abnormally large or overly large portion of the forehead. Usually flat, a skeet shelf is used in most cases during oral foreplay, but can be used to finish upon as well.
This broad had a huge skeet shelf.
Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.
My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
Shelf Bellie (SB) was a Post Nuclear Punk Band influenced by artists such as Cake, Rancid, GnR, NIN and Johnny Cash.
They have been compared to the likes of Infectious Grooves, "Tenacious D (on drugs)" and Smashing Pumpkins.
SB started jamming in the garage in the early 2000's and was playing shows all over Portland OR by the time their debut album was release in the summer of 2006. The group disbanded shortly after their album release do to personal conflicts.
Quotes about SB:
"You might not remember it, but you don't want to miss it" - J. Littlejohn
"This might be the cheapest show you'll ever like." -J. Hodgin
Shelf Bellie is putting the fun back into Rock 'n' Roll.
Justin got a "beer can tan" on his Shelf Bellie.
When a man's dick is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. Consequently, his piss runs down his balls before it reaches the toilet.
I dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf dick.
"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."
Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"
Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."
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A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.
Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.
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The Fold of Gut that hangs over someones pants when they have had 1,000 too many doughnuts.
That guy should wear a bigger shirt so we cant see his Meat shelf.
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