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anyone under 6 feet ; a cigarette or cigar smoked halfway through, a film less then 30 minutes, to have less then the original,
also pronounced ( shout )
Jay: you got a newport?
tim: yeah but i only got one left...
Jay: well lemme get that short...
CJ: i only got one cigarette left and im gonna smoke it
BJ: well short me down
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Referring to a movie screen format which the top and bottom of the screen is cut off.During filming the round camera lens top and bottom is closed in to produce a short picture.This is mistakenly named widescreen since the screen is no wider than usual only shorter.
The short screen format cut off the actors forehead and chin during the closeup.
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No, this has nothing to do with penis length; your dirty mind would go there!
Short shaming is the act of teasing or disparaging a person because of their short stature.
It's a form of discrimination that gets the impunity that racism doesn't. Short shaming has a surprising double standard present in many women: they advocate for the body positivity of themselves and others, yet openly and shamelessly denounce short men.
It's important to remember that height is genetic and unchangeable once a man hits the approximate age of 20; discriminating against it is never a valid criticism. Short men face a lot of discrimination, so just remember to treat them with the respect that everybody deserves. Short shaming is like racism: you're discriminating against a harmless trait that someone cannot change.
Girl 1: "So how tall's your new boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "He's 5'8."
Girl 1: "Ew, it's only a friends thing, right?"
Girl 2: "Hey, quit short shaming, I love him!"
A half-pint of liquor, usually vodka.
Sammy had him a short dog every morning on his way to work.
A man who realizes that his lack of height has nothing to do with his perception of his own self worth.
You can’t be a short king if you are not 100% comfortable with being short.
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worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises
popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover at least two inches above belly button
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new jizz range score
boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts
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Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.
The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.