whale shovel

Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.

"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."

Northern Shoveler

When you’re with your girl and it’s the middle of winter in the UP and you gotta shovel the snow before you can have sex on the ice of lake superior

“Bro I had to pull a northern shoveler last year and I got my dick stuck on the ice. Luckily Sandy had to pee so we got it off pretty easy”

Shovel Death

Ther Best way to kill someone... with a shovel... and your left nut hanging out of short shorts.

"Im So Gonna shovel Death Katherine Cassey!"

Shovel coal

Put it in a man's pooper

From Arrested Development:

"Do you Boys know how to shovel coal?"

To a bunch of gay dancers

"Nods"

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shovel face

An extremely ugly girl who's facial features closely resemble that of a Shovel. Generally anyone who hooks up with a Shovel Face is shunned by society and, in effect, becomes a Shovel face themselves.

Every weekend Dan trys his best to hook up with "Shovel face"

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mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

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Rusty Shovel

When a man covers his dick in moist soil and then buttfucks a woman. The shit and the soil then mix together on the man's dick, and then he slaps the woman in the face with his dick

Jane: Oh my god, my boyfriend gave me a rusty shovel last night!

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