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In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.
Paul Revere Jr. left a sideways pineapple on my porch. Prepare for battle!
Party hard as fuck
Snort lines of cocaine with the boys
The act of doing hardcore drugs at a party
Yo Dequavis, you tryna get it sideways tn?
I need some cocaine Jeff, we bouta get it sideways?
Lying down clumsily while you are in a sideways position which becomes a sideways-plop.
"I was so tired that I had to do a sideways-plop on the bed and just lay there!"
"I sat on my bench and did a side-ways plop as I didn't feel so well."
When fucking sideways, it nullifies all the wrongings of any action.
Melvin: Nathan, my wife is horrible in bed.
Nathan: Well, have you ever tried fucking sideways with another woman?
Melvin: What?! I'd never cheat on my wife.
Nathan: It's not cheating if you fuck her sideways.
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A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese
Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.
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when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch
helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed
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Band originating from Tillsonburg, Ontario. The band came together on March the 6th, 2009 for the band pictures and practise of their first song. Their first album's set date is April 20th (no relation) and it will be entitled Oreogasm. The band consists of: Andrew-vocals-the "bad boy", Nick-rapper- the "cute one", Jesse-rythm guitar-the "sensitive one", David-manager- the "asian", Justin-drums- the "new one", and Steve-lead guitar- "Steve".
"WOW MAN! Have you heard that knew band called the Sideways Smilies?!?! They're da bomb!"
"The knew Sideways Smilies hit singles, "Piss me a River" and "Burnin' Up my Bum" are pure oreogasmic!!
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