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In a movie theater, masturbate quietly in your seat. Before climax, cup your hand in the shape of a silencer on the end of your penis and ejaculate onto the back of the head of the person in front of you. Then leave silently out of the theater.
The bitch in the front wouldn't stop talking on her phone during White Chicks, so I pulled out my silent assassin on her ass.
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Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.
"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"
"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"
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n. a video game series developed by konami. it's emphasis on more cerebral horror has frightend many gamers the world round, with its disturbing images and freeky enemies. you, the player,are usualy equipped with a decent amount of weapons for shooting and beating enemies to death.
"Dude, did you see that monster? It was soooo fucking Silent Hill!"
"Hey, Aaron? would you like to visit Silent Hill during the summer?"
"Hey don't make me grab a lead pipe and go all Silent Hill on your ass!"
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A very sly and unexpected attack by the man of Bill Couture. He did missions with the CIA killing criminals with his specialty attack the Silent Couture, in which he pinches his fingers together and punctures them in your neck/shoulder. This attack is very fatal and most victims of it die immediately. This attack is known to go along with a loud yell of WHATTTTT! when he performs it.
John "Watch out!"
Mark "What?"
John "He rose his fingers watch out for the Silent couture!"
A complicated game which origins date all the way back to the 5th and 6th centuries. Its true creators' identity is unknown, but some believe the game was invented by none other than King Arthur the Great. To play, one must know a Player. A Player is one who has mastered the skill, or has otherwise participated in a game of Silent Football taught by another, and so on. Basically it's similar to the Free Masons. While not being able to list the exact gameplay or rules, it is fairly simple to find Players around you. Just yell, "Hey! What is Silent Football?" Many people will immediately come up to you and teach you. It is not hard to become a Player yourself, but may I say, while it is an honor, it is most definitely a curse. Proceed with caution. You will know what I mean.
Example: "Hey Mike, wanna play Silent Football?"
"Sure man. Gather the others. We will meet in the ally by Krispy Kreame. Don't let anyone follow you, but if they do....well you know what to do."
The awkward silence the morning after a blazing row with your partner.
Joe: "you look down in the dumps today"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"
When two people go out and agree not to say a word to each other and as few words to other people as possible especially when your date is in ear shot. The goal is to communicate non verbally with lots of eye contact, body language, and physical contact. Also no phones allowed.
We went on a silent date and I've never felt so close and in-tune with someone like that before.