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Simba is the nicest most adorable kitten in the world may 28th she's turning 1!!! She is the best pet I could ever have!
Her eyes are a beautiful yellow and green, and she loves to massage people!! Its a shame you idnt adopt her before aI did!
'Simba come here!'
A cat who is also ginger and eats his owners toes in the middle of the night
Person1:Omg is that a cat
Person:2 y’a that’s simba
When you have intercourse with a girl on her period and she squirts blood on your dick during her orgasm and rubs it on your face and says "simba"
"me and my girlfriend had such an awesome night, she even simba'd me"
after jacking your man off, wipe it across his forehead and say 'simba'
after i jacked off my man, i decided to wipe it on his forehead and say 'simba' he wont let me jack him off anymore
When you ejaculate on the girls forehead then run your thumb across it and whisper simba
When you have sex with your girl in the old missionary position, you pull out and blow your load inside her belly button- creating a jizz pool.
You then take some jizz from the pool with your right thumb, and smear it on her forhead while saying "SIMMMBBBAAA!!!"
Hey babe, let's try to do the SIMBA tonight.
I heard that Sahar Josseph did SIMBA to his girl.
Your mama is so dirty, that she asked me for a Simba.
In Swahili it refers to a large tawny-colored cat that lives in prides, found in Africa and northwestern India. The male has a flowing shaggy mane and takes little part in hunting, which is done cooperatively by the females.