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Being persuaded by a hooker to have sex, then finding out the hooker is really a man... but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.
yo - I just got Simpsoned in the back alley...
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The girl is laying down giving the guy a blow job and the guy lays his balls on the divot in her man-chin. This move works best if the girl has a crease in her man-chin.
Last night Jessica was giving me a hummer when I gave her the Simpson.
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A shitty ass show that is and never was funny
the simpsons suck go watch something really funny like aqua teen hunger force
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The act of pissing on a girls face while pulling her eyes to the side, thus making her look Asian.
Man last night i simpsonized that hoe hard, piss was drippin off her face, she could hardly see anything with her eyes pulled to the side, so its ok, she won't know who it was.
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The idea that you can get away with any crime regardless of the severity or ridiculousness. To be a simpsonist.
John:Yo man you killed someone, went to trial, got off, then went and robbed some guys for fuckin sports memorabilia. O.J: Yea fool,You should follow simpsonism.
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No,no,no. The question is...how can you tell if someone knows what a good show is.
What you were think of is the following:
How can you tell if someone is a stupid fuckfaced shiteating NARC who has nothing better to do than sit around and bash minorities (including Gays)? Ask them if they like bush, or if they're the above person
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A highly educated black person that thinks OJ Simpson is innocent of double homicide. No amount of evidence will convince them that OJ Simpson killed his wife even if it was caught on surveillence video. To them, it will always be the racist LAPD that set him up by tainting the evidence. Even if OJ admitted he killed his wife and Ron Goldman, they would believe he was drugged and tricked into a confession by law enforcement.
Damn, these 'Simpson Negroes' will never believe OJ Simpson is guilty of murder no matter how educated they are.
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