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duech bags that get in the way of bmxers
bmx dude: i almost landed that tailwhip but i hit one of the skateboarders
friend: i know right
skateboarder: i think i need to go to the hospital my rib is moving
bmx dude: well i'm fine
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A person, usually a teenaged floppy-hair kid with tight jeans and logos eveywhere who thinks by buying a skateboard they are instanly cool. They usually have no idea what they are doing and look quite stupid while trying to figure out which side you put on the ground.
Posuer: hey! cool scene kids of whom i am trying to imersonate! look at my new skateboard!
Kids: How much was that deck?
Posuer: Huh? What? I'm just trying to be a skateboarder! Mommy!
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a person who rides on a skateboard (DUH!)
Sk8r: check out that sk8boarder do a nosegrind...sweet!
Sk8boarder: Dude!! I'm a.....dude sk8boarding rulz!!
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A TRUE skateboarder is someone that thinks rap is really gay. they like rock and the poser skaters are dissed by the real skaters. real skaters just hate it that school ruins like a third of your life. and it pisses them off how they have no choice, it pisses them off how GUYS wear HOLLISTER SHIRTS!!! That shows a true fag. skaters just arent afraid to stand up and speak there mind. unlike football players. who think getting drunk is "soo cool" thats all they do on off season. they sit on there ass and get drunk. skateboarders are always getting better physically and gaining balance and things. unlike like gay jocks that wear there american eagle and hollister shirts. fags.
jock: check it out! i can chug a beer in 20 seconds!
skateboarder: umm ok? check this out, i can tre flip a 10 stair!
jock: o. uh.... check out my pink hollister shirt!
skateboarder: nice... fag
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the fully sikest people in the world you enjoy riding the plank of wood on four wheels. and when these sik ppl get stoned they think of wikid names such as "olly"
1. check out that skateboarder on the ramp! he's WIKID!
2. chick1: that dude is so cool.
chick2: yeah he is a skateboarder
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A crime.
'Skateboarding is not a crime' was emblazoned upon the poseur's black t-shirt in perfect white letters, and a brand new deck was hanging limply in his feminine hands.
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Some one who pushes wood and thinks that they are automatically cool beause of it. Often found crowding the local streets being gay.
Wow! Look at that skateboarder being gay and spanking his plank!
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