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Having sex with a girl who has vaginal fungus.
"Dude, last night I got a mildew slammer, now my dick's growing penicillin!"
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The part of a woman's memory reserved for masturbation.
The female equivalent of spank bank.
"Did you see him at the pool?" Asked Jane. "I'm locking that one up in the clam slammer for later"
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A alcoholic beverage consisting of a 40 drunken down to the label and a can of tilt or sparks. Best (according to me) when made with old-e or 211 and a can of orange tilt (green is nasty as hell). this drink is great and will fuck you up surprisingly fast
sidewalk slammer = $2 for a 40 + $3 for some tilt.........holy shit $5 just fucked me up!
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To perform the Scrotum Slammer you need a screw driver and you shove it up your partners( preferably males ) scrotum which will cause an uncontrollable orgasm. It may last 2 - 3 hours depending on the type of screw drivers.
Oh my gosh last night my boyfriend gave me a scrotum slammer with a flat head and i had an orgasm for 3 hours, and then i fucked your masha.
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When you drink half of a 40 and pour a sparks into the 40(Miller High Life is preferred) for optimal flavor. Taste great, gives good buzz. Cheap!
I had two sidewalk slammers last night and woke up naked in a field!!!!!!!
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Removing one's penis from a girl after anal sex and proceeding to hit her in the face with it (ie. clubbing her in the face with a "shit-stick")
If banging a chick in the ass is a sundae, then giving her a Harlem Slammer is the cherry on top.
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A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.
Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.
Bob and me have been doing Tequila Slammers all night
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