slap a Jake any day in February
slap a Jake day mmkay.
On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot
You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see
Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for
Person 1 : is slap a wanker day
Slap any Bulgarian you want on the 23rd March
yes today is slap a Bulgarian day
Slap a ranga day is the best of them all. Hit as many rangas as you can on november 13.
Me: hey did you hear what today is?
Ranga: no what is it
Me: slap a ranga day!
*hit ranga friend*
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September 9th is national smack someone’s ass day.
national slap ass day: n. the day in which you can smack someone’s ass for no reason. “Watch out because tomorrow is slap ass day!”
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Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.
National slap Bailey day on Twitter.
ever want to slap sophia? well your lucky day is october 18!
Man 1: Hey, Sophia!
Girl 1: Hey!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: No?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1
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