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When you hug a person, and the other person purposely holds on too long. In addition to "holding on" too long they are also deriving some pleasure from aforementioned contact. This pleasure could be from loneliness, or sexual deviancy. Similar to Frotteurism, with the other party being partially cooperative until the slow roasting begins.
Dude, i'm never going over your aunt's house again. She slow roasted me pretty bad and I think I heard her moan.
You should have warned me about John, I gave him a hug to be polite and wouldn't let go.... that was the worst slow roasting I've ever gotten.
Damn that girl is fine, I'm gonna slow roast her for sure.
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Either the most infuriating or the most outstanding oral sex technique. A slow job is a blow job at quarter speed. If you've got a guy with his hands restrained, a slow job might just be the most fantastic genital to mouth contact he's ever had. We'll call this Scenario A. Taunting, teasing, with plenty of eye contact. That guy will be completely under the spell of the sexual partner for the entire session. Not so if the male has just simply been promised a blow job. Then a slow job is tedious, and will make the blowee hate the blower a little bit and either wish they'd hurry the fuck up or pack it in altogether. Scenario B sure sucks, but not in a good way.
Can have consequences, such as spontaneous grabbing of the head and savage thrusting into the mouth, leading to potential teeth scraping injuries, possible gagging and dirty looks exchanged for weeks to come. However, the male should remain blameless for his reaction, as inexpert slow jobs are a form of torture, and not all men are trained to deal with that.
Slow jobs should only be attempted by those capable of making scenario A a reality, or those fully prepared to accept the aforementioned consequences of Scenario B.
"I had the best slow job last night. I was handcuffed to the banister and she just spent a good half an hour at least on sucking my cock. It was legendary"
"I had the worst slow job last night! She said she was going to give me a BJ, so I thought I'd have cum by the time NCIS started. But no. It went on and fucking on, and I got bored and grabbed her head to finish it quicker. She bit me and called me a prick. Worst slow job EVER"
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with no pressing need to jack off, just a tempting curiosity, a slow wank begins; a simple, solitary pulse.
before long, the fapping encourages more, stronger, and quicker fapping to climax at an orgasm
similar to a slow clap, wherein a single clapper slowly encourages more claps to climax in a full ovation
"The other day I slow fapped to the View. It was weird."
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Describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles move.They don't get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.Obviously being paid by the hour. When you have to go to the DMV,go early and plan to stay all day.
There is SLOW,SUPER SLOW and then there's DMV SLOW.
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(verb) "beating around the bush", but with the intention of very gradually revealing something unpleasant; a roundabout, indirect approaching/avoidance of a difficult topic of conversation; (noun) a gradual revealing of some fact or opinion that one expects the listener not to want to hear
Megan: ...I had a great time that day I called at the last minute to break our date. I felt really free and relaxed. Suzy said I needed to do what was right for me..."
Guy: Stop slow walking me, Megan; are you breaking up with me?
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Someone who holds up the traffic in a hallway (especially in high school) because they are walking slower than everyone else. Studies have proven that slow walking is the cause of more than 75% of hallway fights.
A slow walker is the equivalent of someone who does 30 MPH in the left lane in a 35 MPH zone.
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Die slow is a term that refers to HIV, or AIDS
I tried to tell that fool not to mess with that dirty azz girl. That trick got the die slow...
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