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smurf is when you grip your partners balls till they turn blue while sucking his dick and only releasing the grip when he is about to nut
i smurfed my bf but he lost his left nut because i gripped way too hard
When you insert ur pp in once, and then ur both done.
"Bro I smurfed ur mom last night"
a smurf is a skilled gamer that makes a new account to play with lower skilled players to win.
*playing csgo*
me: how the hell did he do that?
purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.
me: yeah,,
Intentionally going out of the way to grief newer players by creating new accounts for popular games such as Overwatch.
Oh man, that Reinhardt is such a smurf!
The name of a short girl who is extremely cute/adorable/beautiful
/lovable and she's so light you
can carry her like a baby and did
I forget to mention she's
extremely goth and super cute
And can tell if someone's a good
Person or not and can keep secrets
Friend: hey lucas did you see that new girl with the sides of her head shaved she looks freaky
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP *whispers* I think she's kinda cute like a smurf •/////•
Friend:you like her don't you
Lucas:SHUT THE FUCK UP
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smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.
Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!
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