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While doing a girl from behind, right before you cum you snap her neck and steal her sneakers.
Man those those shoes are awesome where'd you get 'em. I sneaky sneakers this bitch last night, rightous 'eh.
When sneaking around and everything sounds absolutely loud.
Jim: *knocked a CD down to carpet*
Jim's thoughts: "Either my Sneaker's Ear is worse than I thought, or I'm screwed."
When an old person breaks wind and doesn’t ask to be excused. Most of the time it’s because they just flat-out don’t care about anything anymore. These people are clinging onto their golden years dreaming about the dawn of flying cars. Instead, they were blessed with Nickelback and the Tide-Pod Challenges.
I rode the elevator with grandpa and his silver sneakers. I thought I was going to die.
The act of delivering a printed copy of a previously emailed humorous email message, as opposed to simply forwarding the email to the intended recipients.
Our mindless CTO sneaker spammed the engineering department with a printout of "Things said by actual 8 year olds".
when a white girl wears black sneakers in order to gain interest of black men.
Yo, that chick is straight sneaker pimping on you Craig.
A job that is completed without much effort, half assed, or poorly performed. Also known as the One Cheek Sneak.
I forgot about the paper so I had to write one really fast before class, a definite cheeker sneaker.
My performance during the speech was a cheeker sneaker: half the cheeks, but still double the butt meat.
dat pussy just gets more and more comfortable the more you use it and break in dat slutty ass pussy.
"Damn I wanna fuck that girls sneaker pussy after those other 3 guys are done hitting it!"