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Being uncomfortably wet in a very small amount.
Jim: (steps in puddle) Damit! I'm so Pigeon-Soaked right now!
Bill: ....what?
When your jizz blast is not strong enough to fully shoot from your cock so it just exits your japseye and dribbles down your cock and balls.
Barry: I’ve already jizzed 3 times I’m worried I’m going to get Soaked Balls if I go again
The act of defecating and proceeding to jizz on said floating feces. (Loaf)
Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"
Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."
Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."
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The act of masturbating in the shower right up until you're about to cum and then rinsing your penis in cold water in order to delay ejaculation. Repeated as many times as desired.
Jim: Since when does it take you 45 minutes to take a shower? Now we're late for the game.
Bob: Sorry, I was in a groove and never wanted it to end. I had to cold soak like 15 times.
Jim: You can do all the cold soaking you want on your own time. Lets go.
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When describing something as being "soaked in cuteness" or short for "so f***ing cute". A combination!
"E.T. is soaking cute, mama", Kingston, the two year old,declared to his mother.
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to super-soak generally refers to the action of massively ejaculating on your hoe of choice. it's referenced in the musical works of soldier boy. in his single, crank dat soulja boy. too bad the song sucks and they all sound that same.
"super-soak dat hoe!"
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When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".
Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.
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