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someone who doesn't drink, but smokes weed
"Want a drag?"
"Sure, man."
"Wait, aren't you sober?"
"I'm Cali sober. No alcohol but all the weed I want."
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when a person is as sober as you would expect a duck to be
millie- "im as sober as a duck"
everyone else- "wtf who says that"
The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.
He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.
(sarcasm) when a person is drunk and they feed the enemy team in an online video game.
Mayank already decided he will be sober feeding tonight.
The level of sobriety required of a host when entertaining guests at a party in which everyone is smashed beyond belief.
Jim: DUDE, THIS PARTY'S AWESOME! THANKS FOR HOSTING! ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?
John: I can't enjoy it, dude. I'm host sober.
1. A beverage that causes gravity to become normal and/or slows down the rotation of the earth. Eventually reduces the risk of a hangover the next day.
2. Water
1. (while urinating on a tree)
Alex: "ahhhhhhhh......."
Mike: "Golly Gee Willakers, you need some sober sauce"
2. Tim: "F** the jager, pass the sober sauce"
A team of two retards who get really drunk and proceed to tell everyone they are sober.
Team Sober? More like Team Drunk.
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